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MyMil adalah bod perbincangan berkenaan ketenteraan, agensi2 penguatkuasaan yang ada di Malaysia dan juga di serata dunia. Daftar sekarang untuk menikmati paparan perbincangan berinformasi sambil bersantai. Ahli2 yg baru akan digugurkan daripada senarai sekiranya tidak aktif dalam masa yg terdekat. Berforumlah dengan berhemah.

Terima kasih.


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Post by syafiqhan Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:14 am

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bos da start merapu, anak buah nk join gak heheh~
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Post by mumuchi Tue 21 May 2013, 10:34 am

atreyudevil wrote:
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bos da start merapu, anak buah nk join gak heheh~
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Post by pcboss Wed 05 Jun 2013, 5:52 pm

what NATO designation for our SU-30MKM...
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Post by mumuchi Wed 05 Jun 2013, 9:27 pm

Cess hahaha!
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Post by Faceman Wed 05 Jun 2013, 10:20 pm

kenyataan ler tu lol!
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Post by azim09 Mon 24 Jun 2013, 7:42 pm

trolling at its best...... Lawak MyMil - Page 9 2937254162

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Post by atreyudevil Mon 24 Jun 2013, 10:39 pm

bahayo tu
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Post by syafiqhan Mon 24 Jun 2013, 11:34 pm

bkn troll dah tue~
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Post by azim09 Mon 24 Jun 2013, 11:45 pm

syafiqhan wrote:bkn troll dah tue~

hahaha....
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Post by syafiqhan Mon 24 Jun 2013, 11:49 pm

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Post by azim09 Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:06 am

petikan ' novel ' tersebut......ngehehe


"Amirul, kamu dengar nasihat pakcik ni. Perempuan ni kena belai elok-elok, jaga elok-elok. Diorang ni lemah tapi manja. Kaum yang mahukan perhatian. Jadi kamu layanlah makwe ke, bini kamu ke, elok-elok. Nescaya engkaulah lelaki yang akan beruntung nanti."

"Ye pakcik. Ye pakcik."

"Satu lagi. Kamu tahu gambir sarawak?"

"Tahu pakcik."

"Hah. Guna untuk apa kalau kamu tahu?"

"Masak kari?"

"Allah! Allah! Jantung aku! Amirul! Amirul tolong! Allaaahh!"

"Pakcik! Pakcik!"

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Post by Akmal3110 Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:29 am

Hahahahaha
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Post by syafiqhan Tue 25 Jun 2013, 1:17 am

masak kari ek...hermm...kari ikan? kambing? ayam? hahahaha Lawak MyMil - Page 9 1552762829
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Post by harleena Tue 25 Jun 2013, 6:10 pm

Rintihan seorang individu yang ingin berubah:

"Sejak saya bertudung, ayah saya kerap menampar saya... mak saya asyik menangis... saudara mara saya menjauhkan diri dari saya...rakan2 saya asyik persendakan saya...
salah ke apa yang saya buat? Salah ke saya berubah...?"

Luahan beliau telah menyebabkan beliau menerima satu tendangan tepat kat mukanya daripada rakannya dan berkata:

"Kau tu jantan la bodoh!!!!!"
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Post by bijan Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:10 pm

harleena wrote:Rintihan seorang individu yang ingin berubah:

"Sejak saya bertudung, ayah saya kerap menampar saya... mak saya asyik menangis... saudara mara saya menjauhkan diri dari saya...rakan2 saya asyik persendakan saya...
salah ke apa yang saya buat? Salah ke saya berubah...?"

Luahan beliau telah menyebabkan beliau menerima satu tendangan tepat kat mukanya daripada rakannya dan berkata:

"Kau tu jantan la bodoh!!!!!"

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Post by bijan Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:17 pm

azim09 wrote:
petikan ' novel ' tersebut......ngehehe


"Amirul, kamu dengar nasihat pakcik ni. Perempuan ni kena belai elok-elok, jaga elok-elok. Diorang ni lemah tapi manja. Kaum yang mahukan perhatian. Jadi kamu layanlah makwe ke, bini kamu ke, elok-elok. Nescaya engkaulah lelaki yang akan beruntung nanti."

"Ye pakcik. Ye pakcik."

"Satu lagi. Kamu tahu gambir sarawak?"

"Tahu pakcik."

"Hah. Guna untuk apa kalau kamu tahu?"

"Masak kari?"

"Allah! Allah! Jantung aku! Amirul! Amirul tolong! Allaaahh!"

"Pakcik! Pakcik!"

#SebenarnyaIsteriDiaSukaSaya

Mana Tiz Zakiah ?.
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Post by azim09 Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:27 pm

pi tekan link kat bawah tu...ade kot..hehehe
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Post by bijan Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:29 pm

Moley troll ... muahahaha
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Post by azim09 Wed 26 Jun 2013, 7:18 pm

oh..pasal tu la die tak balik raye

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Post by azim09 Thu 27 Jun 2013, 6:16 am

dia dapat balik raya...anda pulak bagaimana ?

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