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Post by marc_zman Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:12 am

1. benda pe... time jalan tu hijo dia x jalan... bila jalan tu bertuko merah..baru la dia jalan x berenti2 sampai jumpa 1 perhentian? - by tenteng

2. dalam banyak2 binatang..binatang apa bertelur di tengkuk? - by inno
- ayam belanda kata DF

3. ada satu masaelah.. enam dia sempit.. tujuh masih sempit.. tambah satu dia tarak sempit.. apsal.? - by mz
- daun terup kata ven.. salah tu tuan..

wokey.. silap jawab teka teki teka tekuk ni

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Post by tenteng Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:21 am

dewafrost wrote:ubat nyamuk fumakila daaaahhh

betul... cheers
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Post by tenteng Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:27 am

dalam banyak2 binatang..binatang apa bertelur di tengkuk?

sumer binatang yg ditunggang oleh monyet jantan yg duduk ditengkuk binatang tu..hahaha
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Post by dewafrost Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:07 pm

tenteng wrote:dalam banyak2 binatang..binatang apa bertelur di tengkuk?

sumer binatang yg ditunggang oleh monyet jantan yg duduk ditengkuk binatang tu..hahaha

itu kuda kepang laaahhhhhh....... hahahahahaaaaa
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Post by venez Wed 27 Oct 2010, 1:10 pm

marc_zman wrote:1. benda pe... time jalan tu hijo dia x jalan... bila jalan tu bertuko merah..baru la dia jalan x berenti2 sampai jumpa 1 perhentian? - by tenteng

2. dalam banyak2 binatang..binatang apa bertelur di tengkuk? - by inno
- ayam belanda kata DF

3. ada satu masaelah.. enam dia sempit.. tujuh masih sempit.. tambah satu dia tarak sempit.. apsal.? - by mz
- daun terup kata ven.. salah tu tuan..

wokey.. silap jawab teka teki teka tekuk ni

adehhh, makin penin teka teki korang nih.....
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Post by marc_zman Wed 27 Oct 2010, 1:18 pm

adehhh, makin penin teka teki korang nih.....

senang laaa boss.. by right soalan Kawan ni DF bleh jawab..

k.. aper2 pun tolak teka teki si tenteng tu... dah terjawab.. tinggal lagi dua jer..

2. dalam banyak2 binatang..binatang apa bertelur di tengkuk? - by inno

- ayam belanda kata DF
- monyet atas binatang tunggangan kat tenteng
- kuda kepang plak kata DF

3. ada satu masaelah.. enam dia sempit.. tujuh masih sempit.. tambah satu dia tarak sempit.. apsal.? - by mz

- daun terup kata ven.. salah tu tuan..
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Post by innocentti Wed 27 Oct 2010, 1:44 pm

dewafrost wrote:
tenteng wrote:dalam banyak2 binatang..binatang apa bertelur di tengkuk?

sumer binatang yg ditunggang oleh monyet jantan yg duduk ditengkuk binatang tu..hahaha

itu kuda kepang laaahhhhhh....... hahahahahaaaaa
butulll..hadiah dia peluang menggenggam telur kuda kepang untuk 2 org
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Post by marc_zman Wed 27 Oct 2010, 3:13 pm

huhuhuuu.. inno ngan tenteng nyer teka teki sulah settle.. wa nyer jugak masih talak sapa2 tembak n hot.. wuhuhuhuuu...

soalan senang maaa... baca betoi2..

3. ada satu masaelah.. enam dia sempit.. tujuh masih sempit.. tambah satu dia tarak sempit.. apsal.?
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Post by mumuchi Wed 27 Oct 2010, 3:23 pm

lapan tapi ke tambah g stail orang ganu!
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Post by marc_zman Wed 27 Oct 2010, 3:34 pm

lapan tapi ke tambah g stail orang ganu!

ini mana punyer hero hindustan ni.? dtg2 jer gedebak gedebik gedebuk terus score..
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Post by mumuchi Wed 27 Oct 2010, 3:42 pm

hero menang last biasala..kesian lak orang dah tanya banyak kali, tak berjawab2 What a Face ....aku ingat si DF boleh jawab tadi lol!
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Post by marc_zman Wed 27 Oct 2010, 3:46 pm

tu laaa Kawan pelik tu.. awat bro DF macam tak biase jer..
Kawan bukan aper.. tangan dah gatal nak tanya 1, 2 soalan lagi ni..
tapi selagi tak berjawab x nak ler tanya..

heheheeee
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Post by mumuchi Wed 27 Oct 2010, 3:50 pm

hehehehe macam tu dah boleh teruskanlah!
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Post by tenteng Wed 27 Oct 2010, 4:09 pm

bg la clue...susah sgt la marc..
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Post by marc_zman Wed 27 Oct 2010, 4:15 pm

bg la clue...susah sgt la marc..


errrr.. bang muchi sulah jawab.. ni haaa jawapan n keterangan dia..

lapan tapi ke tambah g stail orang ganu!
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Post by dewafrost Wed 27 Oct 2010, 4:21 pm

sebab hotak haku tgh tepuu niiii, soooo, soalan2 yg kene perah hotak aku kene amik mc laaahhh, heheheheheheheh

wokeh, soalan dari aku

dalam2 banyak2 sungai, sungai hape yg paling kurus.......
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Post by marc_zman Wed 27 Oct 2010, 4:25 pm

dalam2 banyak2 sungai, sungai hape yg paling kurus.......

kat perak ni.. Slim River..
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Post by dewafrost Wed 27 Oct 2010, 4:39 pm

marc_zman wrote:
dalam2 banyak2 sungai, sungai hape yg paling kurus.......

kat perak ni.. Slim River..

waarrghhhh har har har.... dapat tacang satuuuu
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Post by dewafrost Wed 27 Oct 2010, 4:41 pm

wokeh, satu lagiiii, menatang hape yg ada ketiak.... hehehehehehe


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Post by tenteng Wed 27 Oct 2010, 4:41 pm

nak tanya lagi satu..

mende pe.. org yg beli dia tau, tp dia x pakai pun.. sebaliknya org yg x tau plak pakai..


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Post by dewafrost Wed 27 Oct 2010, 4:45 pm

tenteng wrote:nak tanya lagi satu..

mende pe.. org yg beli dia tau, tp dia x pakai pun.. sebaliknya org yg tau tak plak pakai..

teng.... cuba nko tgk balik apa yg nko tulis niii, aku berbelit laaahhh
aku raser samer ajerr
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Post by tenteng Wed 27 Oct 2010, 4:47 pm

dewafrost wrote:
tenteng wrote:nak tanya lagi satu..

mende pe.. org yg beli dia tau, tp dia x pakai pun.. sebaliknya org yg tau tak plak pakai..

teng.... cuba nko tgk balik apa yg nko tulis niii, aku berbelit laaahhh
aku raser samer ajerr

heheh..dah betulkan...ayat terbalik..
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Post by marc_zman Wed 03 Nov 2010, 12:44 pm

ni wa tak tau mau letak mana kisah ni.. bantai ler letak kat sini..

tadi pagi pegi klinik sat ngan wife Kawan.. lepas daftar tu cam biase kene laaa tunggu doktor.. so Kawan pun duduk laaa kat kerusi yg menghadap bilik ultra sound.. sekali datang laaa sorang misi ni..

dia tengok Kawan jer pastu dia bleh tanya.. "Encik nak scan ke.?" dengan selamba Kawan tap perut ni sambil menjawab.. "errr.. tak nak scan.." heheheeeee.. pastu dia pun masuk bilik ultra sound tu..

besau sgt ke pewut wa ni.??? sampaikan misi nak scan.. ekekekeeeee
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Post by tenteng Wed 03 Nov 2010, 1:11 pm

marc_zman wrote:ni wa tak tau mau letak mana kisah ni.. bantai ler letak kat sini..

tadi pagi pegi klinik sat ngan wife Kawan.. lepas daftar tu cam biase kene laaa tunggu doktor.. so Kawan pun duduk laaa kat kerusi yg menghadap bilik ultra sound.. sekali datang laaa sorang misi ni..

dia tengok Kawan jer pastu dia bleh tanya.. "Encik nak scan ke.?" dengan selamba Kawan tap perut ni sambil menjawab.. "errr.. tak nak scan.." heheheeeee.. pastu dia pun masuk bilik ultra sound tu..

besau sgt ke pewut wa ni.??? sampaikan misi nak scan.. ekekekeeeee

hahahah..ala..emo guling2 x dakla... nak guling2 camno nih?

dah brapa bulan marc?
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Post by venez Wed 03 Nov 2010, 1:29 pm

marc_zman wrote:ni wa tak tau mau letak mana kisah ni.. bantai ler letak kat sini..

tadi pagi pegi klinik sat ngan wife Kawan.. lepas daftar tu cam biase kene laaa tunggu doktor.. so Kawan pun duduk laaa kat kerusi yg menghadap bilik ultra sound.. sekali datang laaa sorang misi ni..

dia tengok Kawan jer pastu dia bleh tanya.. "Encik nak scan ke.?" dengan selamba Kawan tap perut ni sambil menjawab.. "errr.. tak nak scan.." heheheeeee.. pastu dia pun masuk bilik ultra sound tu..

besau sgt ke pewut wa ni.??? sampaikan misi nak scan.. ekekekeeeee

ha3, mcm iklan dulu2... 'berapa bulan?' What a Face
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Post by marc_zman Wed 03 Nov 2010, 2:14 pm

hahahah..ala..emo guling2 x dakla... nak guling2 camno nih?
dah brapa bulan marc?

ha3, mcm iklan dulu2... 'berapa bulan?' What a Face

dah masuk lebih 120 bulan misi tenteng.. ekekekeee.. nasib baik wa bukan spesis hati kristal.. kalu x kompem misi kene komplen..

boss.. itu iklan misi tarak nampak baia depan dia.. ni mmg jelas di depan mata.. misi tu sajer melawak jer tu
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