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MyMil adalah bod perbincangan berkenaan ketenteraan, agensi2 penguatkuasaan yang ada di Malaysia dan juga di serata dunia. Daftar sekarang untuk menikmati paparan perbincangan berinformasi sambil bersantai. Ahli2 yg baru akan digugurkan daripada senarai sekiranya tidak aktif dalam masa yg terdekat. Berforumlah dengan berhemah.

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bos da start merapu, anak buah nk join gak heheh~
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bos da start merapu, anak buah nk join gak heheh~
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what NATO designation for our SU-30MKM...
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Cess hahaha!
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kenyataan ler tu lol!
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trolling at its best...... Lawak MyMil - Page 9 2937254162

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bahayo tu
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bkn troll dah tue~
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak MyMil   Lawak MyMil - Page 9 Icon_minitimeTue 25 Jun 2013, 12:06 am

petikan ' novel ' tersebut......ngehehe


"Amirul, kamu dengar nasihat pakcik ni. Perempuan ni kena belai elok-elok, jaga elok-elok. Diorang ni lemah tapi manja. Kaum yang mahukan perhatian. Jadi kamu layanlah makwe ke, bini kamu ke, elok-elok. Nescaya engkaulah lelaki yang akan beruntung nanti."

"Ye pakcik. Ye pakcik."

"Satu lagi. Kamu tahu gambir sarawak?"

"Tahu pakcik."

"Hah. Guna untuk apa kalau kamu tahu?"

"Masak kari?"

"Allah! Allah! Jantung aku! Amirul! Amirul tolong! Allaaahh!"

"Pakcik! Pakcik!"

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PostSubject: Re: Lawak MyMil   Lawak MyMil - Page 9 Icon_minitimeTue 25 Jun 2013, 1:17 am

masak kari ek...hermm...kari ikan? kambing? ayam? hahahaha Lawak MyMil - Page 9 1552762829
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Rintihan seorang individu yang ingin berubah:

"Sejak saya bertudung, ayah saya kerap menampar saya... mak saya asyik menangis... saudara mara saya menjauhkan diri dari saya...rakan2 saya asyik persendakan saya...
salah ke apa yang saya buat? Salah ke saya berubah...?"

Luahan beliau telah menyebabkan beliau menerima satu tendangan tepat kat mukanya daripada rakannya dan berkata:

"Kau tu jantan la bodoh!!!!!"
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harleena wrote:
Rintihan seorang individu yang ingin berubah:

"Sejak saya bertudung, ayah saya kerap menampar saya... mak saya asyik menangis... saudara mara saya menjauhkan diri dari saya...rakan2 saya asyik persendakan saya...
salah ke apa yang saya buat? Salah ke saya berubah...?"

Luahan beliau telah menyebabkan beliau menerima satu tendangan tepat kat mukanya daripada rakannya dan berkata:

"Kau tu jantan la bodoh!!!!!"

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azim09 wrote:
petikan ' novel ' tersebut......ngehehe


"Amirul, kamu dengar nasihat pakcik ni. Perempuan ni kena belai elok-elok, jaga elok-elok. Diorang ni lemah tapi manja. Kaum yang mahukan perhatian. Jadi kamu layanlah makwe ke, bini kamu ke, elok-elok. Nescaya engkaulah lelaki yang akan beruntung nanti."

"Ye pakcik. Ye pakcik."

"Satu lagi. Kamu tahu gambir sarawak?"

"Tahu pakcik."

"Hah. Guna untuk apa kalau kamu tahu?"

"Masak kari?"

"Allah! Allah! Jantung aku! Amirul! Amirul tolong! Allaaahh!"

"Pakcik! Pakcik!"

#SebenarnyaIsteriDiaSukaSaya

Mana Tiz Zakiah ?.
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak MyMil   Lawak MyMil - Page 9 Icon_minitimeTue 25 Jun 2013, 10:27 pm

pi tekan link kat bawah tu...ade kot..hehehe
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Moley troll ... muahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Lawak MyMil   Lawak MyMil - Page 9 Icon_minitimeWed 26 Jun 2013, 7:18 pm

oh..pasal tu la die tak balik raye

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dia dapat balik raya...anda pulak bagaimana ?

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