okayy finally got around to write this

I woke up to the sound of Japanese octopus porn.I guess my roommate just got home . It was 5.30 AM cold as balls .We were in the middle of Pre-deployment training so naturally i didn't felt like going to work..urghh the water heater is out again.nothing new in this fucked up barracks.Can't wait to move out and get my own house and a roommate who isn't a psychopath

Never knew how boring garrison life is.mundane BS and same shit all day.I wish the deployment would come faster.as I head to the field I pass the Officers side base housing and most of them are still dark.dayumm its good to be an officah.hurm...same PT as yesterday,PT should be done by young NCOs not a decrepit 90 year old smadge.After the meaningless PT I go to work..wonder what my young bright ORs got in store for me today.marrying a prostitute?got a loan with 20% interest?herpes?got in a fight with the navy?fucked an Officer's daughter (AGAIN) ? destroyed the ZV?

as i get there all of em' were crowding a TV in the rec room and it was showing BBC news ,'hey dicksucks,the brits got naked hosts?,whatcha watching?' I asked in the most politically correct way.'Morning Sir,its about haiti.shit is really going to hell down there'.HOLY SMOKES haiti is burning to the ground,wont be laong until the blue berets and their weapons of mass peacefulness get there.I told them to get back to work.the ZV needs a lot of work and we have a lot shit to get done before the deployment.I as a responsible NCO decided to not do anything and surf the interwebz instead

like freaking ninjas the Coy commander and CSM burst into the shop and I'm scared as fuck.they gathered the troops and said they need bodies to act as augments for 1st RCR.this was odd because 1st RCR isn't going anywhere,they just got back from a deployment 2 months ago.He said the deployment was to haiti.I said 'fuck this shit' and volunteered myself and I volun-forced 2 of my buddies as well

hey,its not combat but at least i get combat pay

story shall continueeeeeeeee