Lawak MyMil

hahahah..ala..emo guling2 x dakla... nak guling2 camno nih?
dah brapa bulan marc?

ha3, mcm iklan dulu2... 'berapa bulan?'

dah masuk lebih 120 bulan misi tenteng.. ekekekeee.. nasib baik wa bukan spesis hati kristal.. kalu x kompem misi kene komplen..

boss.. itu iklan misi tarak nampak baia depan dia.. ni mmg jelas di depan mata.. misi tu sajer melawak jer tu

dewafrost wrote:

tenteng wrote:nak tanya lagi satu..

mende pe.. org yg beli dia tau, tp dia x pakai pun.. sebaliknya org yg tau tak plak pakai..

teng.... cuba nko tgk balik apa yg nko tulis niii, aku berbelit laaahhh
aku raser samer ajerr

itu namanya teka teki takde jawapan..haha

marc_zman wrote:ni wa tak tau mau letak mana kisah ni.. bantai ler letak kat sini..

tadi pagi pegi klinik sat ngan wife Kawan.. lepas daftar tu cam biase kene laaa tunggu doktor.. so Kawan pun duduk laaa kat kerusi yg menghadap bilik ultra sound.. sekali datang laaa sorang misi ni..

dia tengok Kawan jer pastu dia bleh tanya.. "Encik nak scan ke.?" dengan selamba Kawan tap perut ni sambil menjawab.. "errr.. tak nak scan.." heheheeeee.. pastu dia pun masuk bilik ultra sound tu..

besau sgt ke pewut wa ni.??? sampaikan misi nak scan.. ekekekeeeee

tahniah marc..rezeki tu..jaga diri baik2..terutamanya 1st trimester nih..






miahaha

innocentti wrote:

marc_zman wrote:ni wa tak tau mau letak mana kisah ni.. bantai ler letak kat sini..

tadi pagi pegi klinik sat ngan wife Kawan.. lepas daftar tu cam biase kene laaa tunggu doktor.. so Kawan pun duduk laaa kat kerusi yg menghadap bilik ultra sound.. sekali datang laaa sorang misi ni..

dia tengok Kawan jer pastu dia bleh tanya.. "Encik nak scan ke.?" dengan selamba Kawan tap perut ni sambil menjawab.. "errr.. tak nak scan.." heheheeeee.. pastu dia pun masuk bilik ultra sound tu..

besau sgt ke pewut wa ni.??? sampaikan misi nak scan.. ekekekeeeee

tahniah marc..rezeki tu..jaga diri baik2..terutamanya 1st trimester nih..






miahaha

ramai jugak yg dah ngandung..bila la turn wa pulak...

sabarlah ten..insyaAllah rezeki tu ada..at least dah ada sorg hero..

innocentti wrote:sabarlah ten..insyaAllah rezeki tu ada..at least dah ada sorg hero..

kesian la dia sorg2..lama2 kang byk lemak plak... misi wa asik gagal aje..ahaks..hehehe

tenteng wrote:

innocentti wrote:sabarlah ten..insyaAllah rezeki tu ada..at least dah ada sorg hero..

kesian la dia sorg2..lama2 kang byk lemak plak... misi wa asik gagal aje..ahaks..hehehe

tryler pegi becuti..ambik angin kat tempat lain pulak..mana tau ada ganjaran rezeki bila berusaha lebih ni..kekhkeh..tapi musim2 tengkujuh ni bilik hotel banyak yg occupied..muhaha

amboi inno, baik punya tip. Tak pe ten, nnti adalah rezeki tu.

harleena wrote:amboi inno, baik punya tip. Tak pe ten, nnti adalah rezeki tu.

mudah mudahan...insyaallah..hehehe

innocentti wrote:

tenteng wrote:

innocentti wrote:sabarlah ten..insyaAllah rezeki tu ada..at least dah ada sorg hero..

kesian la dia sorg2..lama2 kang byk lemak plak... misi wa asik gagal aje..ahaks..hehehe

tryler pegi becuti..ambik angin kat tempat lain pulak..mana tau ada ganjaran rezeki bila berusaha lebih ni..kekhkeh..tapi musim2 tengkujuh ni bilik hotel banyak yg occupied..muhaha

bila la ada masa nak pg bcuti ek? hmmm..

harleena wrote:amboi inno, baik punya tip. Tak pe ten, nnti adalah rezeki tu.

sajer jer share pandangan kak..saya blum layak nak bagi tips lagik..satu pun tgh otw lagi..kalau akak baru taraf master..haha

Usaha tangga kejayaan teng... hehehe

innocentti wrote:sabarlah ten..insyaAllah rezeki tu ada..at least dah ada sorg hero..

betui3, wa gak xder...

tenteng wrote:

innocentti wrote:

marc_zman wrote:ni wa tak tau mau letak mana kisah ni.. bantai ler letak kat sini..

tadi pagi pegi klinik sat ngan wife Kawan.. lepas daftar tu cam biase kene laaa tunggu doktor.. so Kawan pun duduk laaa kat kerusi yg menghadap bilik ultra sound.. sekali datang laaa sorang misi ni..

dia tengok Kawan jer pastu dia bleh tanya.. "Encik nak scan ke.?" dengan selamba Kawan tap perut ni sambil menjawab.. "errr.. tak nak scan.." heheheeeee.. pastu dia pun masuk bilik ultra sound tu..

besau sgt ke pewut wa ni.??? sampaikan misi nak scan.. ekekekeeeee

tahniah marc..rezeki tu..jaga diri baik2..terutamanya 1st trimester nih..

miahaha

ramai jugak yg dah ngandung..bila la turn wa pulak...

weh inno.. wa gi klinik @ lepak depan bilik ultrasound tu bukan sebab wife mengandung daaa.. sajer jer duduk kat seat yg kosong dpn bilik tu..

ten.. ok laaa hang ader sorang hero tu, wa dah dekat 3 thn ni masih belum ader rezeki lagi.. sooo kena laaa kitorang extend honeymoon.. heheheee

tak lawak pun......







hehehehehe back to topik

mumuchi wrote:tak lawak pun......
hehehehehe back to topik

ankel muchi dah marah..

ai ada ni pun marah

marc_zman wrote:

tenteng wrote:

innocentti wrote:

marc_zman wrote:ni wa tak tau mau letak mana kisah ni.. bantai ler letak kat sini..

tadi pagi pegi klinik sat ngan wife Kawan.. lepas daftar tu cam biase kene laaa tunggu doktor.. so Kawan pun duduk laaa kat kerusi yg menghadap bilik ultra sound.. sekali datang laaa sorang misi ni..

dia tengok Kawan jer pastu dia bleh tanya.. "Encik nak scan ke.?" dengan selamba Kawan tap perut ni sambil menjawab.. "errr.. tak nak scan.." heheheeeee.. pastu dia pun masuk bilik ultra sound tu..

besau sgt ke pewut wa ni.??? sampaikan misi nak scan.. ekekekeeeee

tahniah marc..rezeki tu..jaga diri baik2..terutamanya 1st trimester nih..

miahaha

ramai jugak yg dah ngandung..bila la turn wa pulak...

weh inno.. wa gi klinik @ lepak depan bilik ultrasound tu bukan sebab wife mengandung daaa.. sajer jer duduk kat seat yg kosong dpn bilik tu..

ten.. ok laaa hang ader sorang hero tu, wa dah dekat 3 thn ni masih belum ader rezeki lagi.. sooo kena laaa kitorang extend honeymoon.. heheheee

wahaha..marc tak dapat tangkap..kan wa kata jaga diri baik2 tu..bukan jaga wife baik2..muhahaha


dummm dummm dummm dummm
woit muchi datang..larriikkkkkk

innocentti wrote:

marc_zman wrote:

tenteng wrote:

innocentti wrote:

marc_zman wrote:ni wa tak tau mau letak mana kisah ni.. bantai ler letak kat sini..

tadi pagi pegi klinik sat ngan wife Kawan.. lepas daftar tu cam biase kene laaa tunggu doktor.. so Kawan pun duduk laaa kat kerusi yg menghadap bilik ultra sound.. sekali datang laaa sorang misi ni..

dia tengok Kawan jer pastu dia bleh tanya.. "Encik nak scan ke.?" dengan selamba Kawan tap perut ni sambil menjawab.. "errr.. tak nak scan.." heheheeeee.. pastu dia pun masuk bilik ultra sound tu..

besau sgt ke pewut wa ni.??? sampaikan misi nak scan.. ekekekeeeee

tahniah marc..rezeki tu..jaga diri baik2..terutamanya 1st trimester nih..

miahaha

ramai jugak yg dah ngandung..bila la turn wa pulak...

weh inno.. wa gi klinik @ lepak depan bilik ultrasound tu bukan sebab wife mengandung daaa.. sajer jer duduk kat seat yg kosong dpn bilik tu..

ten.. ok laaa hang ader sorang hero tu, wa dah dekat 3 thn ni masih belum ader rezeki lagi.. sooo kena laaa kitorang extend honeymoon.. heheheee

wahaha..marc tak dapat tangkap..kan wa kata jaga diri baik2 tu..bukan jaga wife baik2..muhahaha


dummm dummm dummm dummm
woit muchi datang..larriikkkkkk

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Ini bukan kisah lawak.. dari Berita BBC sekitar tahun 2009..

Bayangkan kalau ada mentaliti nie di Malaysia, penuh Balai Polis dengan kambing, lembu, ayam itik...


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Nigeria police hold 'robber' goat


Police in Nigeria are holding a goat handed to them by a vigilante group, which said it was a car thief who had used witchcraft to change shape.

A police spokesman in Kwara State has been quoted as saying that the "armed robbery suspect" would remain in custody until investigations were over.

But another police spokesman told the BBC the goat was being held in case its owner claimed it.

The belief in witchcraft and the power to change shapes is common in Nigeria.

Police reform activists have condemned the "arrest", saying it highlights the low education levels of many Nigerian police officers.

Nigeria's Vanguard newspaper has a picture of the goat and reports that police paraded it in front of journalists in the Kwara state capital Ilorin on Thursday.

But this was denied by national police spokesman Emmanuel Ojukwu.

"The vigilante group arrested the goat and took it to the police, then they told the media."

The next morning journalists turned up demanding to see the goat, he said.

"But of course goats can't commit crime."

Incompetent

The BBC's Andrew Walker in Abuja says communities often rely on ill-educated and badly prepared vigilante squads to fill the gaps where the police will not patrol at night.

Innocent Chukwuma of the justice reform group the Cleen Foundation, told the BBC that many Nigerian police officers were poorly educated.

"There are officers who don't even have a secondary school education, and the police have a big job to do in finding these people and getting rid of them."

He said in the past political leaders had allowed the police to be filled with incompetent and in some cases criminal officers so they could be easily bought to protect their own criminal activities.

Police have also been unable to stop vigilante squads from lynching suspects before they could investigate, he said.

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huk3, tapi pernah jerk budak2 kita buat camnih, yg penting pilot approve n ada kelulusan dari POTU...

selamat datang ke kursus asas payung terjun MyMil siri 01/2011


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